Monday, October 15, 2012

10 reasons why husbands are worse than children

My daughter tells me when we are out of toliet paper, and if she knows where there is more, she goes and gets it and replaces the roll. True story. She is 3.

Top Ten Reasons Why Husbands are Worse Than Children: 

10. You are his alarm clock, too.

9. He wants to sleep in every day, not just on school days.


8. He questions why you keep feeding the kids lollipops and marshmallows. 


7. He watches and comments on how much wine you drink.


6. He doesn't want to hang out with your mother. 


5. He is capable of pushing the dishwasher button, the washer/dryer buttons, and lifting the trashcan...


4. He reads the credit card bill.


3. When he is sick, he thinks it matters.


2. He has so many ideas and plans for your day.
 

 And the number one reason why husbands are worse than children IS...

1. He's not going to college someday.



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10 comments:

  1. He takes the last water bottle out of the fridge and doesn't replace it, even though the new 24 pack is sitting 3 feet away. He expects you to take kids grocery shopping even when he is home, but looks at you like you have a third eye if you suggest he take them to put gas in the car.

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  2. He takes the last water bottle out of the fridge and doesn't replace it, even though the new 24 pack is sitting 3 feet away. He expects you to take kids grocery shopping even when he is home, but looks at you like you have a third eye if you suggest he take them to put gas in the car.

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    1. And what about using all the gas in said car, and not replacing it!?! Using your key, and not putting it back on the hook so that you are frantically searching through all of his dirty laundry to find it so that you are once again the *cough* last mommy in the pick up line!?!

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  3. Doesn't understand why there are not family dinners every night. These dinners should be nutritious and everyone should sit at the table and eat until they are told they can be excused. Whats the big deal??

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    1. Seriously. If Steve Jobs' wife can do it, certainly WE can...

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  4. Probably not the point of this post, but reading it totally made me appreciate my husband!

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    1. Not to say, we don't all have our good days!! :)

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  5. He volunteers to go to the supermarket to buy two simple things, comes back with 10 none of which you need. 8 are imported and pricey, and the two you needed? Oops. I forgot. Sorry hon.

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    1. Oh I FORGOT about the grocery shopping! Endless possibilities...LOL!!!

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  6. He goes grocery shopping and doesn't read the prices, puts any recycled item next to the bin, same with socks they never make it to the hamper. On the extremely rare weekend that he gets up with the kids, he doesn't do diapering or breakfast( whats the point of getting up with them then, argh!?) I love him to death but boy i wish i could catch him in a dark alley some times lol

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