My daughter tells me when we are out of toliet paper, and if she knows where there is more, she goes and gets it and replaces the roll. True story. She is 3.
Top Ten Reasons Why Husbands are Worse Than Children:
10. You are his alarm clock, too.
9. He wants to sleep in every day, not just on school days.
8. He questions why you keep feeding the kids lollipops and marshmallows.
7. He watches and comments on how much wine you drink.
6. He doesn't want to hang out with your mother.
5. He is capable of pushing the dishwasher button, the washer/dryer buttons, and lifting the trashcan...
4. He reads the credit card bill.
3. When he is sick, he thinks it matters.
2. He has so many ideas and plans for your day.
And the number one reason why husbands are worse than children IS...
1. He's not going to college someday.
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